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I AM THE SLIMIEST REALTOR

November 24, 2007 – 9:24 pm | by nealb63

I would like to expose the fact that I am now called the ”slimiest Realtor “in Florida…but in a different way.

Normally when I take a listing I pledge to devote all my time and effort into servicing the client by helping them understand our current market. I will also offer my services in another way. I am pretty handy and that has helped me cultivate even more business by offering a talent that most realtor’s dread and that is by assisting my clients with manual labor. I know…manual labor? It isn’t enough that I am always holding their hands and trying to make a transaction end up smooth. Last week I had taken this listing in Pembroke Pines Florida and it is priced pretty well and hopefully will sell sooner than later. When I met with the owners I mentioned a few things that needed to be done on the outside to make it more curb appealing. Two things I noticed that needed to be done was replenish the mulch in every bed in the front yard and one other thing….there was a bad case of slime growing all over the main entry archway.

I told them it was not an insult to them but it needed to be taken care of and so I offered to help them remove it. Yesterday I put on a pair of old shorts and a t shirt and went to their home got on a ladder and sprayed a few coats of bleach on all the spots and let it sit and then I hosed it down. In the meantime the homeowners were staring at me and could not believe how great it came out and thanked me for thinking of a very easy way to remove it and it didn’t cost them anything. After all was done I was now soaked from head to toe in dirty water and green slime that actually was stuck to my body.

I know that because I went the “extra mile” they will remember me and what I did for them. So now my good name in the industry has changed. Every time you hear the name Neal Bloom you will know that I am the “slimiest Realtor in Florida.”

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Neal “The Real Deal” Bloom

South Florida Realtor (954)608-5556 or nealb63@myacc.net

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