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Blame Your Realtor®….who else can you Blame?

April 14, 2008 – 8:17 pm | by nealb63

Blame Your Realtor®….who else can you Blame?

When the buyer gets a loan approval and then can’t close because their loan program is no longer available…..blame your Realtor®
When the mortgage broker lies to your buyer and the loan falls through at the last minute…blame your Realtor®
When the appraisal comes in lower than the agreed purchase price….blame your Realtor®
When the buyer complains that you only showed them 100 homes and they still don’t buy anything….blame your Realtor®
When the buyer closes on their new home and they find out that they paid the highest price in the neighborhood…blame your Realtor®
When the seller finds out that they sold their home for the lowest price…blame your Realtor®
When your home is messy…dirty and cluttered and they refuse to clean it up or pay for staging….blame your Realtor®
When your home is in need of major repairs but you refuse to make any of them….blame your Realtor®
When the inspector says you have $5,000 in repairs to make…blame your Realtor®
When you list your home too high and it has to be reduced 50 times and it still doesn’t sell…blame your Realtor®
When your Realtor® spends all their time advertising and getting you all the exposure you ask for and busts their butt trying so hard to sell your home….blame your Realtor®
When 6 months go by and nobody calls to see your home…blame your Realtor®
When the title company finds a cloud on your title and you can’t close…blame your Realtor®
When you buy a property with no money down and expect to sell it the next day and you have to go into foreclosure…blame your Realtor®
When the Real Estate market sucks…blame your Realtor®
When the market is great…blame your Realtor®
When your home doesn’t sell…blame your Realtor®
When your car doesn’t start in the morning and you’re late to work…blame your Realtor®
When you have an argument with your spouse and you get divorced…blame your Realtor®
When you lose all your money in Vegas…blame your Realtor®
When you wake up with a hangover from drinking too much…blame your Realtor®
When you get electrocuted because you didn’t turn the power off before you attached two wires together on your new ceiling fan…blame your Realtor®
When you order a $30 cowboy steak in an Italian restaurant and it’s all fat….blame your Realtor®
When you wake up in the morning expecting it to be sunny and it’s pouring out…blame your Realtor®
When you wake up and find one of those big red ~~suckers~~(pimple) on your face…blame your Realtor®